Thursday, May 31, 2007

HAYLEY & HENRY MATRIMONIUM

日本語\\\\ 消して忘れない→HAYLEYを、一番mundaneなブライド、ロリータサングラスとハート・バッグ、オー!、アンド彼女のVAIL、めちゃくちゃBITCH!… ウェディングを、これは東京の初めてのファッション結婚式だ!多分世界のファーストファッション結婚式も!スキャンダル!でも全部は無料!… TAVUCHIを、GREENHEAD、口うるさいと「bonita」、 彼女は植物似ていた… OLIを、フードを被って、ゴミを探していた、かわいそう… YUIを、めちゃくちゃ上品、何人の女性がオシャレ見えるbeing POSH?!ほとんどいない!!… PIERREえお、かっこいいskinny、もしみんなは彼のガイコツ見たいなからだになったら、彼と同じふくを着る… UMEKOを、SPANK RASTA、スキャンダル、でもしょがない… そして、HENRYを、dearだんなさん、頭いい:fashion is dead、と超かわいい: how many children will he give to the bitch HAYLEY?!!!!

english\\\\ we-ll never forget ->HAYLEY, the most MUNDANE bride, with her lolita sunglasses and her heart in the BAG, oh, and her VAIL, what a bitch!... the MATRIMONIO, say, it's the first FASHION wedding in the history of tokyo [who the hell knows if in the world?], a SKANDAL, and everything is free, COOLIO!... TAVUCHI, the GREENHEAD, fussy and 'bonita', she looked like a plant... OLI, looking in the trash with hoody, POOR CAT... YUI, how classy!, how many women look really good being POSH? ALMOST NONE!... PIERRE, skinny in its best, say if we all had his skull body, we might be wearing the same for a season... UMEKO, the SPANK RASTA, an scandal, but that's what we have!... and henry, the devout hubby, so wise: fashion is dead, and so lovely: how many children will he give to the bitch HAYLEY?!!!!

español\\\\nunca olvidaremos-> a HAYLEY, la novia mas MUNDANA, con su lolita sunglasses y su corazon en el BOLSO, ah, Y SU VELO, que perra!... al MATRIMONIO! o sea, se trata del primer matrimonio FASHION en la historia de tokio [quien diablos sabe si en el mundo], un ESCANDALO, y todo es gratis, es lo mas!... a TAVUCHI, la CABEZAVERDE, remilgada y bonita, parecia una planta... a OLI, hurgando en la basura con su hoody, POBRECITO... a la YUI, cuanta clase!, es que a cuantas mujeres les sienta tan bien verse POSH? CASI A NINGUNA!... a PIERRE, skinny del bueno, o sea, si todos tuvieramos ese cuerpo de calavera, vestiriamos una temporada lo mismo... a UMEKO, la SPANK RASTA, es un escandalo, pero es lo que hay!... y a HENRY, el devoto marido, tan sabio: fashion is dead, y tan amoroso: cuantos hijos le hara a la perra de HAYLEY?!!!!

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THEFASHIONRAMONE AWARDS* [gossips et tags]


1. best fashion- HAYLEY [married stylist]. TABUCHI [spank!]. YUI [faline nagoya]. UMEKO [spank!]. SCARY PRINT GAL [???]. PIERRE [model]. SKATER GAL [???].OLI [graffiti artist]. YULIA [dj]. TAKAKHAN [yatt.linda]. HENRY [married designer]. BLACK SPANK [spank!]. MICKYMOUSE GAL [???]. POPPO [dj.tower records]. SPANK JEANS [spank!]. E-GALLIANO [dj vogue].... and everybody inside of this fucking fashion snapping!!!!

2. best dj- EVERYBODY

3. best hair- YUI [faline nagoya]. TABUCHI [spank!]

4. best fashion toy- HAYLEY heart bag [nova].

5. best headdress- UMEKO [spank!]

6. best wig- SPANK! GIRLS [spank!]

7. best pair look- SPANK! GIRLS [spank!]

8. best foxie- YUI [faline nagoya]

9. best hottie- PIERRE [model]

10. best hentai- JUNKY [sweet dreams]

11. fashion spot- KAWAII


* our criteria is tyrannically subjective. It is based on our fine sensibility towards the vanguard in fashion design, in styling, in superfitial heresies and club musics. Despite our nihilism, we still want to create a better world.