Friday, May 18, 2007

VICE MAG NYC vs TEENAGE KICKS TYO

日本語\\\\決して忘れない→ JAIMIE WARRENを、よっぱらいな人、私達のridiculousランキングのTOP 1、ファーストタイム白いな人。これはVICE NYCくるから?やだ はずかしい[けどすごいライトブルー…and she is RED…でも彼女のバムバッグとヘアー見た?アメリカのハウスワイフREADY TO BUYみたいアフターアール]… 中野AIKOを、READY TO FUCKね、パンティー見せてから… KIMを、女ポルノ、彼女のセクシーは最高[NEW GYARU]、彼女はいいおっぱい持ってるよ… NAOKOを、ほかのVICE NYCよっぱらいぴえろ、見たの時めちゃくちゃ怖かったけど、怖い大好き… MAYA et ERIを、こんなタイプのことは東京でだけ見る、カラーテクノバレリーナ、ベイビー見たいけど違う、ベイビーはラバーがいないよ… BIZARRE et EMIKOを、あのシムプルちちゃいファッションおもちゃは、あなたのけつをストロングキックする… SOUTAを、ポスモダンアラディン、大好きけど、彼のランプはどう?… NAKAOを、evil doll face、彼女のSECOND SKINとか、彼女のうれしい・アノレクシア・ホット・ボディー… そして、TAKAKHANを、私達のプラトニックsequinラブとか、みんなのやりまんちんズshowingブラ、who the fuck do they think they are?!

english\\\\we-ll never forget-> JAIMIE WARREN, who is a drunkard, and the first WHITE person who occupies the TOP 1 in the history of our RIDICULOUS ranking. Did it have to come from VICE NYC in order to this happens? SHAME [..but WHAT a lightblue..and she’s RED..but did you see her bumbag and her hair? She looks like an american housewife READY TO BUY after all]... AIKO NAKANO, who in the other hand, is READY TO FUCK, if not why ‘undies’ a la fresh... KIM, the pornographic, her sexy is the ‘most’ [NEW GYARU], and she even have good tits... NAOKO, another VICE NYC drunkard CLOWN, that when we saw her it way scared us, and thats the best that can happen to us... MAYA et ERI, this things you can only see in Tokyo, the ballerinas colour techno, they would look like babygirls, but babygirls wouldn’t have hubbies... BIZARRE et EMIKO, the perfect proof that a simple-minuscule fashion toy can burst off your ass... SOUTA, the postmodern aladin, we fell erotized with, but we didn’t see his lamp... NAKAO, the evil-doll face, with her SECOND SKIN, and her gay anorexic hot body... and TAKAKHAN, our platonic SEQUIN love, and all those slags showing their BRA, who the fuck do they think they are?!

español\\\\nunca olvidaremos -> a JAIMIE WARREN, que es una borracha, y la primera persona BLANCA en ocupar el TOP 1 en la historia de nuestro RIDICULO ranking. Tenia que venir de VICE NYC para que pase esto? QUE VERGÜENZA [..Pero QUE celeste..y es ROJA..pero has visto su canguro y su pelo? despues de todo, parece una ama de casa americana READY TO BUY]… a AIKO NAKANO, que por el contrario, esta READY TO FUCK, si no mirale su calzon al fresco… a KIM, la pornográfica, su sexy es lo mas [NEW GYARU], y hasta tiene buenas tetas… a NAOKO, otra PAYASA borracha de VICE NYC, que cuando la vimos nos dio miedo, y eso es lo mejor que nos puede pasar… a MAYA et ERI, estas cosas que solo se ven en Tokio, las ballerinas de colores techno, pareceran ninias, pero las ninias no tienen maridos… a BIZARRE et EMIKO, la prueba perfecta de que un simple, minusculo fashion toy te puede reventar el culo… a SOUTA, el aladino posmoderno, nos erotizo, pero no le vimos la lampara... a NAKAO, la evil doll face, con su SECOND SKIN, y su cuerpazo de anorexica alegre… y a TAKAKHAN, nuestro amor platonico de LENTEJUELAS, y a todas aquellas putillas enseniando el BRA, que conio se creen!

WE ARE DANCING - BASSAR by GOGOL BORDELLO vs TAMIR MUSKAT



THEFASHIONRAMONE AWARDS* [gossips et tags]

1. best fashion- JAIMIE [vice nyc]. SOUTA [mikirihasshin]. NAOKO [vice nyc]. BIZARRE et EMIKO [candy.sex]. MAYA [spank!]. AIKO [teenage kicks]. RYUZO [tfr]. ERI [spank!]. NAKAO [cromhearts]. KIM [jewelry designer]. NATSU [???].TAKAKHAN [yatt.linda]. HIRO [teenage kicks]. CHICKFISH [???].YANA [ace]. MAI [squatter]. RIE [cutie]. AYA [student]... and everybody inside of this fucking fashion snapping!!!!

2. best dj- EVERYBODY

3. best hair- JAIMIE [vice nyc]. TABUCHI [spank!]

4. best make up- JAIMIE [vice nyc]. NAOKO [vice nyc]. NAKAO [cromhearts]

5. best fashion toy- BIZARRE et EMIKO weed-eye-glasses[candy.sex]. KIM [jewelry designer]

6. best headdress- MAYA [spank!]

7. best wig- ERI [spank!]

8. best pair look- BIZARRE et EMIKO weed-eye-glasses[candy.sex]

9. best group look- spank! girls [spank!]

10. best foxie- AIKO [teenage kicks]

11. best hottie- TAKAKHAN [yatt.linda]

12. best hentai- KIM [jewelry designer]

13. fashion spot- TITS & GYARU [shibuya girl]


* our criteria is tyrannically subjective. It is based on our fine sensibility towards the vanguard in fashion design, in styling, in superfitial heresies and club musics. Despite our nihilism, we still want to create a better world.