Showing posts with label Global Greek Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Global Greek Humour. Show all posts

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Asterix Last Stand in Greece: Keratea...

 
Source: Bananiotis


Greece is under occupation... All of it? No, not quite. 
One small village refuses to surrender and will continue to resist the invaders. 
Life will not be easy at all for the legionnaires who guard it...


Like Asterix' small village in Gaul, with the handful of villagers who continued to resist the Romans, so are the residents of Keratea resisting the invader...


Who has the magic potion though and who is the Druid in Greece's Battle of Keratea? 

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Europe...According to the Greeks!

From www.pocket-talk.org via the Athens Daily Newspaper  Ta Nea


A unique analysis of how we Greeks see our European neighbours!
With much love from all of us who live in 'the Best Country in the World!'


Enjoy! :))





Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Vangelis Moss? Who is...........Vangelis Moss?



Who is he?


Could he be one of Greece's newest showbiz stars?


Could he be one of Greece's Rich and Famous?


Could he be one of our Golden Global Greeks getting 

ready to help Greece's economic turnaround?


Could he be one of our famous Global Greeks who will 

make us all proud of his scientific achievements?


No, none of these...


Vangelis Moss is.....


........








For those not familiar with the Athens Metro... Vangelis Moss is also known as Evangelismos, a stop between Syntagma and Megaron Moussikis! 


We received this by email , thanks Veatriki P, Athens! We don't know if it is for real but we liked it and thought we would share it with you today, the 3rd consecutive day of 24 hour rolling strikes by public transport workers in Athens, including the Metro...


Why haven't any of these workers thought of going on strike 'silently' and simply allow passengers to travel free of charge? 
That wouldn't inconvenience the vast majority of people who are trying to get to their jobs and would certainly ellicit an instant response from the powers-that-be, don't you think? 



Food for thought...

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Global Greek Humour: When is THIS 'Closed' Profession Going to Open Up???

 Source: not sure possibly www.periergos.gr but TBA
Thanks to Vangelis T for passing it on.
 
Goodnight Uncle, 
Good night Nephew. 
Goodnight Mum, 
Goodnight Daughter. 
Goodnight Grandad. 
Goodnight Grandma. 
Goodnight Grandson. 
Goodnight Dad. 
Goodnight Son. 
Goodnight Godfather... 


and so it goes, Greece's most famous 'Closed' Profession...
the Greek Vouli also known as Parliament!




A wonderful take off of the goodnight scene on the classic TV show the Waltons... Greek style...




Love it! :)

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Greek Politicians: Payback Time! Εκτονωθείτε ελεύθερα... τα γιαούρτια είναι δωρεάν!



Fed up with the Greek Political System?  


Greek Payback

The game which helps you get rid of your frustrations,
also known as yiaourtoma, a classic Greek reaction ...


Βαρεθήκατε?


Εκτονωθείτε ελεύθερα... τα γιαούρτια είναι δωρεάν!


Saturday, May 29, 2010

The Greek Economic Crisis With a Touch of Humour: From Homer to the IMF



Greece through the Ages

From Ancient Greece .... to the IMF...

   (Source: Unknown - received by email, no copyright infringement intended)


For those that don't know  - the last one epitomises the Greek saying  ' Me ta duo podia s'ena papoutsi'... which means that things are really tight and tough, as tough as trying to walk with both feet in one shoe...

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Global Greek Humour: You're in Greece Now, My Son....



An Australian decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to England thinking that he would start by working his way across Europe.


On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000.00 per call".


The Australian, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.


The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000.00 you could talk to God.


The Australian thanked the priest and went on his way.


Next stop was in France. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in England and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.


She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000.00 he could talk to God.


"O.K., thank you," said the Australian.


He then travelled to Spain, Italy, Germany, Sweden and Czech Republic.
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000.00 per call" sign under it. The Australian, upon leaving the Netherlands, decided to travel to Greece to see if Greeks had the same phone.


He arrived in Greece, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read, "40 cents per call."


The Australian was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.


"Father, I've travelled all over Europe and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of Europe the price was $10,000 per call.


Why is it so cheap here?"


The priest smiled and answered,


"You're in Greece now, my son - it's a local call."


Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Global Greek Families - It's Springtime - Let's Start With a Touch of Humour!

 

Greece is beautiful at this time of year!
Almond Trees in full bloom, Athens - Spring - February 2010 




The Greek father calls his son a couple of days before Christmas, really upset, and says, 


"Niko, I hate to ruin your day, but I must tell you that your mother and I are divorcing - forty-five years of misery is enough."


"Baba, what are you talking about?" Niko screams.


"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister Toula and let her know."


Frantic, the son calls Toula, who explodes on the phone.


"No way are my loving parents getting divorced!" she shouts.


She calls her Dad immediately and screams at him -


"Patera, No way are you getting divorced! Don't do anything until we get there. I'm calling Niko back and we'll be there tomorrow. Do you hear me?" and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Endaxi, he says, they will be home for Christmas and what's more they will be paying their own way." 



That's Global Greek Families for you! 



Gotta love them !!!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Global Greek Humour: Greek Politics and the Gummy Bear Song!!!

Something to get the weekend going on a happy note! From ANT1 TVKalo SavvatoKyriako everyone!One for Greek PM George Papandreou - PASOK....(Radio Arvyla)And one for Leader of the Opposition candidate Dora Bakoyannis - Nea Dimokratia ...(OLA 10)

Friday, November 27, 2009

Put the Kot Down Slowly....A Wonderful Collection of Funny and Catchy Greek TV Ads



ENJOY THESE GREAT TELEVISION ADS! :)



AFTER A DIFFICULT WEEK, WE ALL NEED A GOOD LAUGH!

 



Latest hilarious advertisement from Cosmote  - One of Greece's mobile telephone providers



Yiayiades and Katsikes - Grannies and Goats!





 



Kalipsi- Apokalipsi or Gospel - Greek Style 









Sima Kambana : Cosmote







Aegean Airlines in London: 

One of the Funniest Greek TV ads ever!







Opap : Greek Croesus, with his own island ...

9 letters, who could it be?









Nova : I'm Gonna Shoot you Yiayia...







Nova: Put the Kot Down Slowly...









Nova: October 2004 Savvas, our football fan is still in Portugal and still can't believe Greece won the 2004 European Football Championship...







Nova:
2005, Savvas, our hero, leftover from Greece's fantastic win in the 2004 European Football Championship, finally leaves Portugal...







Nova: 2008, Savvas moves to Vienna for the 2008 European Football Championship...







OTE: Greek Telecom's Broadband Ad!







Yfantis: Parizaki - the kids love this one!!!







and last but not least...more yiayias  

Hellmans' Sushi-making Greek Grannies (Yiayiades me Sushi)


Friday, November 6, 2009

Global Greek Humour: Loans, Greek Style!!!

A Greek man walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.He told the loan officer that he was going to Greece on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Greek man handed over the keys to his new Ferrari.The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Greek man produced the title and everything checked out.The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Greek man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it.Two weeks later, the Greek man returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07 in full.The loan officer said,"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionaire.What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000 when you are a millionaire?"The Greek man replied, "Well, think about it...where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"To start the weekend with humour - Thanks Petros S, Australia! Go the Greeks... OPA!!!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Global Greek Humour: Heaven or Hell, Take Your Pick!

Photo source: Unknown -Thanks to Veatriki P (Greece) for passing it on
Just to wish everyone in our Global Greek World a great weekend!
Oldie but goodie and often seen on T-Shirts that can be bought all around Greece! :))

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Global Greek Humour: Greek Education Then... and Now!

'What kind of grades are these?!!!'(Cartoon source and author unknown)

Same Question...Different Era!

A rather funny but sad commentary on the state of the Education system in Greece! (Thanks Eleni M, Greece)Our question is, is it universally applicable and why has it got to this point?

From what one of our Global Greeks, Greek American Dr Alex Pattakos wrote in his latest Huffington Post article, titled No Person Left Behind, in which he discusses Health System Reform and Education Reform in the USA, it appears that what we call the abdication of responsibility of students/parents which is illustrated by the cartoon above, is indeed universally applicable and needs to change drastically if things are to improve.

Dr Pattakos wrote:

...the aims of education can never be achieved without personal responsibility on the parts of students/learners, parents, teachers, and other involved stakeholders, in addition to the collective responsibility of families, local/state jurisdictions, and other levels of community and society...

and went on to say

...In the education arena, a "teach me," ignorance, entitlement model has less chance of observable or sustainable success without a measurable dose of responsibility by those seeking access to and services from the "system."...concluding that...The education process, in the final analysis, is a two-way street. Minus some kind of brain implant like those depicted in science fiction, which is probably something that we would not want to see become reality, the true benefits of education derive as the "return on investment" that is made in yourself and in your future. And this kind of "ROI" can only occur when you become fully engaged and demonstrate that you are responsible for the investment.

We agree 100%! Why is it that the existing education system seems to destroy all drive, initiative and passion for learning? Is the ever-increasing pressure on students such that they no longer 'enjoy' the engagement that Dr Pattakos refers to?

What is to blame?

In Greece, which is how this post started, we have the phenomenon of those who go abroad excelling in their chosen fields...it can't be by chance that there are so many notable Greeks in fields like medicine, science and finance outside Greece, a lot of whom have come through the Greek education system but have gone to the top of their field once they went abroad! Despite that, and here is the irony, when some of these very same top-of-their-field experts try to get back into the system and give back some of their knowledge and experience to their homeland, the 'system' chews them up and spits them out! Dr George Papanicolaou, the creator of the lifesaving Pap test was one of these experts who came back to Greece with knowledge to share and determination to turn his vision to reality but ended up going back to the USA! Why does this happen?

Tell us what you think...

Dr Alex Pattakos is, as we said above, one of our Global Greeks and we have had a link to his very interesting article on the 25th Anniversary in our sidebar since the day we started this blog, because of it's relevance to all of us. A professor of public policy and management, a mental health therapist, the author of several books, a columnist with The Hellenic Herald and a regular contributor to the Huffington Post, Alex is known Dr Meaning in the USA. We will tell you more about him and his very valuable work in a later post. Stay tuned!