Sunday, March 4, 2007

BEST OF TOKYO COLLECTIONS SPRING/SUMMER 2007

日本語\\\\決して忘れない→HISUIの逆襲を、日本で最も革新的なファッション道場へと彼女を復帰させたファッキン・'人喰い'コレクションと共に... POTTOのふわふわエクトプラズム的旋回を、それがゴミのような群衆に理解されずとも、ボクらカワイコちゃんに喝采されたことを...ジューシーな果実たるOHYAのネオ・ミニマル風コレクションの中で、一際異彩を放ったプラスティック・メイキャップを... テクニカラーな歌舞伎町のど真ん中で繰り広げられた[フシダラな新宿の協力的な区役所のおかげ]、NOZOMI ISHIGUROの常軌を逸したファッション・ストリート・オペラ[featuring DODDODOとTHEFASHIONRAMONE ANTIMODELS]を... そしてピラミッド方式で(ランキング順で)下記に紹介する全てのコレクションを...

english\\\\We-ll never forget -> HISUIs strike back, with a fucking 'maneater' collection that gives her back to the most BOMBASTIC PROG japanese fashion palaestra... POTTOs ectoplasmatic change, missundastood by the trashy masses; greeted by the cuteness in us... the OHYAs plastic make-up, inside of all that cool fruit that his neo-minimal-airs-collection was... crazy NOZOMI ISHIGUROs fashion street opera [featuring DODDODO et THEFASHIONRAMONE ANTIMODELS], in the middle of the technicoloured kabuki cho [thanx to the ward office of the slutty shinjuku]... and all the collections that under a pyramid criteria [ranking] we present to you at the bottom...

español\\\\Nunca olvidaremos -> al strike back de HISUI, con una maldita coleccion 'devorahombres' que la devuelve a la palestra de la moda made in japan mas progre… al giro ectoplasmatico de POTTO, incomprendido por las mierdosas masas; saludado por los lindos de nosotros… al make-up plastico de OHYA, dentro de toda la jugosa pera que fue su colección de aires neo-minimal… al desfile 'tomacalles' del disparatado NOZOMI ISHIGURO [featuring DODDODO et THEFASHIONRAMONE ANTIMODELS], en el centro mismo del technicolorido kabuki cho [gracias a la mucipalidad de la putisima shinjuku]… y a todas las colecciones que bajo criterio pirámide [ranking] te presentamos abajo…




THEFASHIONRAMONE AWARDS* [gossips et tags]

BEST COLLECTIONS [ranking]

1. HISUI
2. POTTO
3. OHYA
4. NOZOMI ISHIGURO
5. MERCIBEAUCOUP
6. HIRO
7. ANREALAGE
8. NE-NET
9. THEATRE PRODUCTS
10. TAISHI NOBUKUNI
11. SOMARTA

Best show- NOZOMI ISHIGURO
Best styling – HISUI
Best hair- NE-NET
Best make up- OHYA
Best fashion toys- NE-NET
Best music- NOZOMI ISHIGURO [live show by DODDODO]
Best models- THEATRE PRODUCTS
Best antimodels- NOZOMI ISHIGURO

BEST ACCESORIES
socks& hairbands by HISUI
Visors&bag by THEATRE PRODUCTS.
Swedish clogs by OHYA.
Goblin shoes by NOZOMI ISHIGURO
Shoes by MERCIBEAUCOUP.
Veil by POTTO
Patchwork shoes by ANREALAGE
Shoes bow&gloves by HIRO
Necklaces&mask by SOMARTA
All the accesories by NE-NET

Strongest Fashion Trend- NEO MINIMALISM + PRINTS

* our criteria is tyrannically subjective. It is based on our fine sensibility towards the vanguard in fashion design, in styling, in superfitial heresies and club musics. Despite our nihilism, we still want to create a better world.